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Mark Twain Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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